August 15th, 2012 15:10 EST
Top Ten Captions For Obama The Wizard AP Photograph
This photograph of President Obama wasn`t Photoshopped or digitally altered in any way, it was taken by a photographer for the Associated Press as Obama was speaking in Iowa`s Bayliss Park.
Of course bloggers have been having a field day, coming up with creative captions.
Here are some that I have come up with, political correctness by damned:
*Let`s see if I can remember what that witch doctor in Kenya taught me about reading a crystal ball.
*I hope Nancy Pelosi doesn`t hate on me for stealing her crystal ball. At least I didn`t steal her broomstick; she can still get around D.C.
*If these morons believe I`m the Messiah, they should have no problem believing I`m Harry Potter.
*As sure as Paul Ryan looks like Eddie Munster, Joe Biden will cost you the election if you don`t kick him to the curb.
*I should make a bong out of this crystal ball.
*Even this crystal ball is telling me I don`t have a chance if the economy doesn`t improve.
*Maybe I made a mistake by using a crystal ball in public for the first time.
*Dear God, Eric Holder is playing "hide the documents" with Michele again. I`m going to fire that playa!
*Don`t worry you don`t have to pander to African Americans, Michele is black enough for the both of you.
*Bo is the perfect age to be served for dinner.
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