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Published:August 19th, 2012 11:43 EST

Would You Bid At Least $500 To Win A Date With Nadya Suleman (Octomom)?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The La Habra mother of 14 (Octomom) apparently has opened an online account auctioning off a date, according to KTLA-TV. The starting bid is $500.

A profile listing the name `Octomom` on the site,, includes the 37-year-old`s picture and a brief biography.


The profile goes on to describe an ideal date as working out or doing something athletic and then having a nice dinner."


If I`m going to shell out at least $500 for a date with Octomom "doing something athletic" better include a King size bed.

If I win the auction and go on a date with Octomom, I`d only have enough money left over for a nice dinner at McDonald`s.

I would make my intentions clear to Octomom from the outset: Listen girlfriend, tell your kids to stop looking at me like I`m going to be their daddy. I don`t want to marry you, I just want to scratch out one of the items on my bucket list, make out with a freak.

I can`t hate on Octomom too much, homegirl has to do whatever she can to pay the bills.

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