August 21st, 2012 15:39 EST
Topless Alcoholic Babysitter From Hell Found Sleeping In Hotel Parking Lot
"Authorities in Florida said they arrested a babysitter who was found lying topless in a hotel parking lot when she was supposed to be watching a 5-year-old.
Melbourne police said officers responded to a report of a child left alone for nearly an hour Thursday at the River Palm Hotel. After speaking to the child, who was playing video games with hotel staff, they searched the property and found babysitter Stacey Kerres, 47, lying topless in the parking lot near the room where the boy was staying with his mother, Florida Today reported Tuesday."
I`m sure that the phrase "topless babysitter" grabbed the attention of most of my male readers. But this babysitter wasn`t a nubile young woman, she was a 47-year-old drunkard who looked like hell warmed over.
This topless babysitter won`t be starring in any adult movie, but you are liable to see her lying half-naked in a gutter.
But the mom of the 5-year-old child is even more pathetic that the topless babysitter. The mother is all too eager to leave her child in the hands of a half-naked alcoholic, so she can go play the slots in a casino.
The babysitter was charged with child neglect, I hope the mother is charged with the same crime.
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