August 28th, 2012 15:55 EST
Old Lady Overfeeds Birds, Making Life A Living Hell For Her Neighbors
"Hull, Mass. town officials sought an injunction Monday against Gail Kansky, 71, arguing in court she has been constantly overfeeding swarms of birds, creating a public nuisance. The officials argued that Kansky`s habit of frequently refilling a bird feeder has led to more than 100 birds taking up residence in the area, The Boston Globe reported."
You may be thinking, "Aw, she`s a harmless old lady, why is everybody hatin` on her?" How would you like to have to hose down your car every day, because it`s covered with bird droppings? How would you like to endure the infernal sound of birds fighting over food while you are trying to get some sleep?
Gail Kansky is a neighbor from hell, and her hobby is for the birds. The city should take away her bird feeder, and throw her in jail if she gets a new one. The selfish old woman doesn`t seem to care that the birds are crapping all over the homes and vehicles of her long-suffering neighbors.
This case calls for a judge with the wisdom of Solomon: The city should take away her bird feeder, and give her an indoor bird cage, complete with a parakeet.
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