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Published:September 8th, 2012 11:40 EST

Angry Homeowner Shoots Golfer Who Shattered His Window

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

Johnny Cash

"Police in Reno, Nev., say a man allegedly fired a shotgun at a golfer who accidentally sent a golf ball sailing through a window of his home."



Johnny Cash may have shot a man in Reno for no good reason, but this homeowner was justified in shooting the golfer.

Golfers should be shot on sight for wearing garish clothes, and for daring to call their idyllic pastime a sport. When a golfer sends a golf ball sailing through a window of your home, you would be derelict in your duties as a solid citizen if you didn`t shoot him.

The UPI article doesn`t say if the homeowner was arrested; I hope he was given a key to the city of Reno.

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