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Published:September 9th, 2012 12:03 EST

Bold Thief Steals Gas 10 Times From Same Gas Station

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they arrested a woman (Dauzree Arlanne Morticia) accused of driving away from one gas station 10 times without paying for the fuel."



This woman will probably claim that she was so despondent over having a last name for a first name, and a first name for a last name, that it led to a life of crime.

Morticia was recorded by security cameras on all 10 occasions; her only recourse is some type of insanity defense.

The thief offered to pay the gas station manager for the gas in installments, if he didn`t press charges. He declined her generous offer; I bet he was thinking, "How about you work it off by pumping the gas for my customers for ten days, and then you letting me pump you ten times."

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