September 9th, 2012 17:05 EST
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Collab With One Direction: She Will Ruin Their Lives!
"@onedirection when are you in NYC next or LA?! Want to do a track @NICKIMINAJ wanna join? @ladygaga you too?"
Lindsay Lohan tweeted this while watching the MTV Video Music Awards.
Why would Lady Gaga & Nicki Minaj want to collab with the train wreck celeb who has absolutely no credibility as an actress or singer?
One Direction is a British boy band, and they would be well-advised to stay away from the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga.
While you are at it Lindsay, why not send Bob Dylan a tweet, asking the rock icon if he could use a little help writing some songs for his next album? I believe Robert DeNiro might also appreciate you advice on method acting.
Image is very important for a wholesome boy band, what mom would let her daughters buy tickets for a One Direction concert, if they are seen palling around with a fiend like Lohan?
After just one session in the studio with Lindsay Lohan, I wouldn`t be surprised if the One Direction boys tattooed their foreheads with "666" and started flashing Illuminati signs.
One Direction, for the love of God stay the hell away from Lindsay Lohan.
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