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Published:September 10th, 2012 16:27 EST

Miley Cyrus Beats Up Dude At Hollywood Hotel At Ungodly Hour Of The Night

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Miley Cyrus can now add an alleged nightclub brawl to the list of things burnishing her edgier adult image.

The teen idol became the subject of a criminal battery investigation this weekend after a man filed a report with the Los Angeles Police Department claiming she assaulted him at a Hollywood hotel around 1:15 a.m. Sunday, police said.


`Miley, her boyfriend and the victim were talking and an argument ensued. Miley pushed the victim and struck the victim in the face,` Officer Rosario Herrera told the Daily News, referring to the unidentified man`s claims.`"

New York Daily News

Miley is tough chick, she has a new punk hairdo, a new attitude, and she`s likely to give you a good whipping if you look at her the wrong way.

If Miley Cyrus beat me up, not even the possibility of winning millions in a lawsuit would entice me to tell anyone about my humiliation.

The alleged victim is the biggest wimp in the world; I bet Justin Beiber would kick sand in his face at the beach.

I would let Miley whip me if we are knocking boots in a hotel room, but if she hit me under any other circumstances, I would knock her out. A real man won`t let anyone, male or female, get away with hitting him.

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