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Published:September 11th, 2012 14:15 EST

Honey Boo Boo Child: Perfect Celeb For The End Times

By Robert Paul Reyes

In a short time Honey Boo Boo Child has conquered the world of reality TV; the precocious star should now turn her attention to the realm of pop music.

The world has been waiting for the first great white female rapper, she`s already here and her name is Honey Boo Boo Child. Honey Boo Boo can spit rhymes with the best of them: A Dolla Makes Me Holla! That`s a great mantra for a ho[o]ker or an aspiring rapper. In the rap game it`s all about materialism, talent and inspiration be damned.


I can see Honey teaming up with Nicki Minaj, they could have a salt and pepper thing going on. Honey`s redneck gibberish would blend well with Minaj`s sophomoric lyrics.

Vanilla Ice didn`t get any respect from the rap industry, but Honey Boo Boo keeps it real, and before long she would have a truckload of BET awards and appear on the cover of Vibe Magazine. Even Kanye West would have to redneckognize that Honey Boo Boo is da sh**!

Or perhaps Honey Boo Boo child could duet with Lady Gaga, but if they teamed up Gaga would risk having her infantile monsters desert her in favor of Honey Boo Boo.

Honey Boo Boo is the perfect celeb for the End Times. I`m down with the Apocalypse; you go Honey Boo Boo Child!

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