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Published:September 13th, 2012 10:17 EST

Dude Assaults Victim With Dirty Drawers

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said a man charged with battery allegedly smeared soiled underpants on another man`s face during an argument.

The Alachua County Sheriff`s Office said Johnny Broestler, 46, of Gainesville, allegedly entered the camper belonging to Walter Liddel, 60, around 4 p.m. Saturday and demanded money on behalf of the landlord, The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday."



Florida is the new California, everything weird happens in the Sunshine State.

When Broestler demanded money on behalf of the landlord from Liddel it triggered a heated argument.

If I walked into a man`s home demanding money that he owed me, and he told me to get lost I may have punched him, kicked him, or cursed him out, but I would not have picked up a pair of his dirty drawers and smeared it on his face.

It`s hard to determine who is the biggest loser, the dude who picked up someone else`s dirty underpants or the man whose underwear is a biological hazard.

I offer my apologies to my readers; perhaps I should have left this crappy store alone.

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