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Published:September 15th, 2012 10:00 EST
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Dude Steals Ton Of Hay As Makeup Gift For Girlfriend! Is She Sarah Jessica Parker?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Russia said a man accused of stealing 1.5 tons of hay allegedly took the haul from a neighbor`s field as a makeup gift to his girlfriend."

UPI

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This UPI article begs a lot of questions:

*Is this Russian dude`s girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker?

*Isn`t there anything more important or interesting happening in Russia?

*Are there no flower shops or candy stores in Russia?

*What did the girlfriend think of the unique makeup gift?

*Will the girlfriend bail out this moron from jail?

This oxygen thief will have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack than winning back the love of his woman.

Read more:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/09/14/Police-Man-stole-hay-for-girlfriend/UPI-16331347651597/#ixzz26XvLNelb

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