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Published:September 15th, 2012 11:00 EST

Dude Steals Ton Of Hay As Makeup Gift For Girlfriend! Is She Sarah Jessica Parker?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Russia said a man accused of stealing 1.5 tons of hay allegedly took the haul from a neighbor`s field as a makeup gift to his girlfriend."



This UPI article begs a lot of questions:

*Is this Russian dude`s girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker?

*Isn`t there anything more important or interesting happening in Russia?

*Are there no flower shops or candy stores in Russia?

*What did the girlfriend think of the unique makeup gift?

*Will the girlfriend bail out this moron from jail?

This oxygen thief will have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack than winning back the love of his woman.

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