September 15th, 2012 10:00 EST
Dude Steals Ton Of Hay As Makeup Gift For Girlfriend! Is She Sarah Jessica Parker?
"Police in Russia said a man accused of stealing 1.5 tons of hay allegedly took the haul from a neighbor`s field as a makeup gift to his girlfriend."
This UPI article begs a lot of questions:
*Is this Russian dude`s girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker?
*Isn`t there anything more important or interesting happening in Russia?
*Are there no flower shops or candy stores in Russia?
*What did the girlfriend think of the unique makeup gift?
*Will the girlfriend bail out this moron from jail?
This oxygen thief will have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack than winning back the love of his woman.
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