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Published:September 16th, 2012 11:23 EST

Illuminati Puppet Nicki Minaj Joins American Idol! Evangelicals, Rap Fans & Haters Of Hype Outraged!

By Robert Paul Reyes

The "American Idol` judges` panel is now complete with the naming of singer-rapper Nicki Minaj and country crooner Keith Urban.

The Fox network officially tapped the pair with an announcement Sunday, just hours before the first round of judging for next season was due to begin in New York. "



The American Idol judges` panel is now set: Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban.

Keith Urban is an excellent choice to be a judge, especially considering that contestants with country roots have done very well on Idol.

Randy Jackson is a known commodity, but we hope that the old dawg has picked up some new tricks.

If Mariah Carey can temper her diva antics, fans of the long-running hit show might accept her. If Nick Cannon has put up with Carey for over four years, maybe we can put up with her on Idol for a couple of years.

Then there`s Nicki Minaj:

I can see Minaj serving as a judge on a wet T-Shirt contest in Las Vegas, but Middle America will never welcome her into their living rooms.

The filthy rapper has so many alter-egos that the producers of Idol could have hired her as the only judge, relying on her split personalities to render judgment on the aspiring singers.

Many evangelicals don`t perceive Minaj`s use of alter-egos as publicity stunt or an aritistic device, but as a clear-cut example of demonic possession.

When you couple Minaj`s alter-egos with her penchant for using Illuminati imagery in her videos, lyrics and as a marketing strategy, is it any wonder she scares the hell out of fundamentalist Christians.

I despise Minaj for different reasons, namely the fact that she`s devoid of talent. Minaj is an affront to pop music in general, and to hip hop in particular. After only a couple of years in the spotlight, the talent-challenged rapper has been foisted on the public as the greatest female rapper of all time. Hello, does anyone remember Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Missy Elliot, Da Brat and Foxy Brown?

I hope that a coalition of rap lovers, Christians, and those of us who hate the superficiality and hype embodied by Minaj will turn away from Idol in droves.

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