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Published:September 16th, 2012 12:23 EST

Shoplifter, 18, Leaves Behind Wallet, Cap, And Sneakers At Walmart

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida deputies said a seasoned alleged shoplifter who dropped his wallet in his latest alleged caper was being held without bond since it was his 28th arrest.

Aaron Watts, 18, not only lost his ID card when he tried to flee the Punta Gorda Walmart with three boxes of cough syrup, but left behind his cap and shoes as well."

UPI

This dude is only 18 and he`s already been arrested 28 times; it looks like it`s time to put him behind bars and throw away the key.

If Watts is such a butterfingers, maybe he should find another profession. I hope that by now he will have learned not to pick up the soap when he drops it in the communal showers.

I can understand Watts dropping his wallet, and losing his cap, but how the hell did he lose his shoes? I guess he must have shoplifted them, and he was in too much of a hurry to get the right size.

We can`t expect a dumb kid who gets high off of cough syrup to have a brilliant career as a shoplifter.

Read more:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/09/15/Lost-ID-lands-Florida-teen-in-jail-again/UPI-82511347728261/#ixzz26eLVAU00

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