September 22nd, 2012 12:03 EST
Mayor Triolo Blasted For Declaring 'Talk Like A Pirate Day' Aaarrgghh!
"When Mayor Pam Triolo publicly offered a declaration about the city`s celebration of `Talk Like a Pirate Day` during a commission meeting, she and other officials thought their actions would be met with amusement from city residents.
`The City of Lake Worth is known to possess a spirit of independence, high spirits and swashbuckling, all traits of a good pirate,` the proclamation read. "
If Mayor Triolo thought that her proclamation would be met with amusement, she was dead wrong. All the scurvy dogs and scallywags came out of the woodworks and the mayor had to batten down the hatches.
Aaaarrgghh! What is wrong with the bilge-sucking residents of Lake Worth? Blow me down, there`s nothing more fun than talking like a pirate. Blimy, I hope that the critics of Triolo who are attempting to scuttle the mayor`s marvelous idea end up in Davy Jones` locker.
Mitt Romney needs to take bold action to win the election, he should promise that his first act as president will be to declare a "Talk Like a Pirate Day. " Romney is a Son of a Biscuit Eater, but I would vote for the bucko if he issued such a proclamation.
Shiver me timbers mateys, how can anyone be against Talk Like a Pirate Day?
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