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Published:September 26th, 2012 12:26 EST

Stick Shift Porsche 911 Stumps Carjacker! Fool Is Nabbed By The Cops

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New Jersey man who carjacked a Porsche only to realize he couldn`t make his getaway because it had a stick shift has pleaded guilty.

Anthony Reynolds, 18, of Newark pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court Monday to theft of a motor vehicle by force, violence and intimidation, the U.S. attorney`s office said in a release. He faces a maximum 15 years in prison and a $250,000 fine when he is sentenced Jan. 22, the prosecutors said."



If you are a carjacker by profession it behooves you to learn how to drive a stick shift, especially when the penalty for carjacking is so stiff. That`s like an illiterate bank robber not taking the time to at least learn how to write "Gimme all your money" on a hold-up note.

Not to put too fine a point on it by Anthony Reynolds is a moron, he will probably be walking bowlegged in prison for a couple of months before he finally learns not to pick up a bar of soap in the communal showers.

The Porsche 911 goes from zero to 60mph in 6.4 seconds, and if Reynolds knew how to drive a stick shift he would have left the police cruisers eating his dust. But this creep can`t run from zero to 60mph on foot and he was quickly apprehended by the police.

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