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Published:September 26th, 2012 11:40 EST
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Top Ten Tips For Looking Like Honey Boo Boo Child For Halloween

By Robert Paul Reyes

Dressing up as Lady Gaga or a zombie for Halloween is so yesterday, every child and adult wants to be Honey Boo Boo Child or one of her family members for Halloween.

Honey Boo Boo, and her siblings Pumpkin, Chubbs and Chickadee, and her parents Mama and Sugar Bear are America`s favorite family, and what better way to pay them homage than to be them, if only for a few hours, on Halloween.

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Here are some tips on how you can impersonate any one of these rednecks:

*Put marbles in your mouth so that people can`t understand a word you are saying without subtitles.

*Gain a few pounds, if it`s Mama that you want to look like, gain at least 50 pounds.

*Eat a couple of cans of beans before you step out for the night, you won`t look authentic if you aren`t farting your butt off.

*You want to kill a few brain cells: Drink turpentine or watch a Jersey Shore  marathon.

*Invent a countrified catchphrase and repeat it ad nauseum. Example: I`m hotter than fried okra!

*Dumpster dive for your costume.

*Scratch your butt every few minutes.

*Drive an ATV to the Halloween party.

*If you sneeze wipe the boogers on your shirt.

*If you see a dead squirrel on the road, put it in your trick or treat bag.

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