October 2nd, 2012 11:24 EST
Bicyclist Drunk On 'Mike's Hard Lemonade' Runs Into Patrol Car
"The Multnomah County Sheriff`s Office said Donald Munoz, 32, rode his bicycle through a red light shortly after 1:30 a.m. Thursday in Gresham and struck the front of a deputy`s patrol car, KGW-TV, Portland, reported Monday.
The deputy spoke with Munoz, who did not fall over after hitting the car, and determined he had consumed three bottles of Mike`s Hard Lemonade before riding his bike."
A dude wearing a bicycle helmet and donning tight bicycle shorts inspires outrage in the typical red-blooded American male.
If a bicyclist ran into my vehicle, I would be tempted to beat the hell out of him. I commend the cops for not going postal on this moron.
Only a bicycle nerd would get drunk on a candy-a** drink like "Mike`s Hard Lemonade."
The oxygen thief was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.
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