October 2nd, 2012 11:56 EST
Campaign Urges Neighbors To Greet Each Other! Kumbaya Nonsense!
"A Swedish housing company announced a $137,000 campaign aimed at encouraging neighbors to greet one another.
A pamphlet advises neighbors to prepare open-ended greetings and avoid yes-or-no questions. "
A brochure instructs residents on how to make small talk with their neighbors. I don`t need no stinkin` pamphlet to teach me how to make small talk to my moron neighbors.
I prefer yes-or-no questions to open-ended greetings that will give my neighbors an opportunity to bore me to death.
The only questions or statements I am likely to say to a neighbor:
*Is that your dog`s crap on my front lawn?
*Why the hell are you looking at me?
*Yeah, it`s a lovely day, now get the hell out of my face.
$137,000 down the crapper, what a wonderful world!
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