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Published:October 6th, 2012 13:40 EST

Lindsay Lohan's Pal: She's Not In A Good Place! Like, Duh!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan has had a rough couple of months/years/decades.

It`s no surprise that Claus Hjelmbak, who was present the night she alleges she was assaulted by Christian LaBella, says  `she`s not in a good place.`


However, `it`s not because of health issues,` he said.  `She`s not in a good place, because people around her just keep throwing her under the bus.` "


Stating that Lindsay Lohan is not is a good place in the understatement of the year. The troubled thespian has pitched her tent in the gutter and befriended the rats and vermin that call the gutter their home.

If Lohan is ever going to turn herself around, she needs to get out of the gutter, dust herself off, and find a more respectable place to hang out.

Lilo`s friends (re: enablers and assorted riff-raff) haven`t thrown her under the bus. The pop tart has cussed out the bus driver, vomited on his bus, and then crawled under the bus and dared him to run her over.

If Lohan gets flattened like a pancake, she has only herself to blame.

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