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Published:October 6th, 2012 11:12 EST

Simply Sickening! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Hits Internet! Apocalypse Now!

By Robert Paul Reyes


Celeb sex tapes usually feature young and beautiful celeb bimbos, and I can think of a lot of worse things than watching a Paris Hilton or a Kim Kardashian do the nasty. I`ll tell you this much, I`d rather watch Paris Hilton making love than seeing her act or hearing her sing.


But now as a reminder that life sucks and that for every blessing there are a hundred curses, the Hulk Hogan sex tape has hit the Internet.

Hogan is so old and decrepit that he can hardly wrestle, who the hell wants to watch him knock boots with some bimbo?

It`s bad enough hearing Hogan grunt when he`s wrestling, but it must be nauseating to hear him grunt when he`s having sex.

The ego of this chump: Preserving on video his encounter with a silly woman. The Grim Reaper will soon come for Hogan, his body is bruised and battered from all the hits he has taken in the ring, and from steroids abuse. I hope that Satan turns up the heat in hell in preparation for Hulk Hogan.

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