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Published:October 6th, 2012 10:36 EST

The Honey Boo Boo Christmas Special Promises To Be Best Xmas Show Ever!

By Robert Paul Reyes

TLC has promised three Honey Boo Boo holiday specials, but the one I really can`t wait to see is the Honey Boo Boo Christmas special.

Most families will have either a turkey or a ham as the main entrée for Christmas dinner, but keep in mind that the Honey Boo Boo family it going to do Christmas redneck style. Which leads me to wonder what road kill will grace the Yuletide table: A deer, raccoon, or a skunk?


Most of us do our Christmas shopping at Walmart, Target or Sears, but it will be very entertaining to watch Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin, Chubbs, Glitzy,  Chickadee, Mama and Sugar Bear dumpster dive for their presents.

Will Uncle Poodle drop by to really make the holidays a gay and festive occasion? Will they trim their Xmas tree with cheese balls? Will Mama eat Glitzy as an appetizer before she starts gobbling on the road kill?

Mama should give Sugar Bear a break, and dress up like Santa, she has a lot more girth than her partner.

Let`s pray that none of the rednecks gets too plastered on eggnog or moonshine, and passes out on the railroad tracks that run smack dab in the middle of their front yard.

Will Honey Boo Boo`s newborn niece play the Baby Jesus in their manger scene featuring Glitzy the pig and Henry the hound dog, or would it be sacrilegious for a baby with three thumbs to play Jesus?

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