October 8th, 2012 17:50 EST
Lindsay Lohan's Lifetime Movie 'Liz & Dick' To Premiere November 25
"Lifetime announced Monday its new Lohan flick `Liz & Dick` will premiere Sunday, Nov. 25.
Lohan stars as Elizabeth Taylor in the flick about Taylor`s tumultuous affair and two marriages to Richard Burton, played by Grant Bowler who, Lifetime noted, is a graduate of the esteemed Australian drama school, NIDI but, really, who cares.
It`s Lohan`s `highly anticipated comeback movie role,` that has made `Liz & Dick` the most talked about movie of the year,` as Lifetime noted modestly in Monday`s scheduling announcement."
Sometimes A-List stars will deign to star in prestige films for HBO or Showtime, but no actress worth her salt will have anything to do with a Lifetime Network flick.
Lohan`s Lifetime movie is of interest only to cocaine dealers who are thrilled that now she will have enough money to spend on coke.
The bar has been set almost as low as limbo bar for Lohan, what a joke to call a Lifetime Movie a "comeback."
Lohan`s Lifetime movie should premiere on Thanksgiving Day, because it`s destined to be the biggest turkey of the year.
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