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Published:October 10th, 2012 15:02 EST

Would You Dress Your Pooch As Snooki For Halloween?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"That`s right, this Halloween you can dress your pooch up as the Snooki Dog!

For just $28.99, your dog can don the costume that comes with a poofy wig, leopard print dress and fur paw covers. And what Snooki costume would be complete without some (fake) cleavage showing?"



It`s just wrong to dress a cat or a pooch, and it`s downright animal cruelty to dress your pooch as Snooki for Halloween.

I might get drunk out of my skull and dress like Honey Boo Boo Child for Halloween, but under no circumstances would I humiliate my beloved canine by forcing her to look like Snooki.

PETA needs to get with the program, and boycott stores that sell the abominable Snooki dog costume.

Our country is going to the dogs...

If you must dress your dog for Halloween, dress him as a pumpkin, cat, witch, Dr. Phil, anything but Snooki.    

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