October 13th, 2012 09:56 EST
Honey Boo Boo's Niece, Baby Kaitlyn, Enters First Beauty Contest
Honey Boo Boo Child isn`t your typical beauty pageant contestant, but with the encouragement of her Mama and her family, and with a few swigs of her infamous Go Go Juice, she gives it all she has every time she competes.
But Honey Boo Boo is getting a little bit long in the tooth and a little bit thick around the waist, and her beauty pageant days are numbered.
Last month we were introduced to the newest member of the Boo Boo clan Kaitlyn, she`s the newborn daughter of Honey`s 18-year-old sister, Chickadee.
Believe it or not, baby Kaitlyn has already entered her first beauty pageant, and she took fifth place, not bad for her first contest.
How do you judge a baby pageant? Does a baby get points deducted for having droopy drawers, or for drooling?
Allow me to digress by pointing out the obvious: Beauty pageants for babies and toddlers are an abomination, but that would be the subject for another essay.
Like everybody else in her remarkable family, Kaitlyn is special; she was born with three thumbs.
Three thumbs up for Baby Kaitlyn!
Picture of adorable Kaitlyn:
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