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Published:October 13th, 2012 11:29 EST
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Tanning Mom Challenges Octomom To Boxing Match! Which Freak Would Win?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Patricia Krentcil, better known as "Tanning Mom" has challenged Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom" to a celebrity boxing match.

Great idea, but the only thing that`s lacking is a real celeb!

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Neither Tanning Mom nor Octomom are what I, or anybody else on this planet, would call "hot." If this event takes place I hope the promoters don`t attempt to sex up Tanning Mom and Octomom by making them box wearing panties instead of traditional boxing shorts.

Who do you think would win? My bet would be on Octomom, if she lifted her shirt and revealed her stretch marks, Tanning Mom might drop dead of a heart attack. But then again, Tanning Mom`s leathery face is scary enough to induce a stroke.

But the pertinent question is who the hell would spend good money to watch these two freaks fight?

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