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Published:October 13th, 2012 11:56 EST

There Is A God! Octopus Attacks Woman Riding An Aquabike!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman participating in an aquabike lesson in France said she was attacked by an octopus that immobilized her legs with its tentacles."



Aquabike lessons? Really? What kind of freaking nonsense is that? Any trendy freak, who rides an exercise bike submerged in water, is tempting the gods.

I`m just sorry that the octopus didn`t rip off her legs. It`s bad enough riding a stationary bike that doesn`t go anywhere, but to ride one submerged in water is sheer madness.

You have to be a moron to take lessons on how to ride an aquabike, just pedal like a maniac!

This world is insane; I`m praying it will end December 21, 2012

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