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Published:October 14th, 2012 09:23 EST

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Mitt Romney! I'm Sure Obama Is Devastated!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, [I`m voting for] Mitt Romney. As of now."

Lindsay Lohan


It shouldn`t come as any surprise that Lilo uses the word "now" three times in her short endorsement statement.

People with addiction issues live in the now, they don`t think in terms of a couple of weeks when the rent is due, or a couple of decades when they will be too old to go to college and make something of themselves.

Right now the troubled thespian may have a good buzz on and employment may be the most important thing for her, but a couple of hours later finding someone to hook up with may be the only thing that matters.

When even Hollywood starlets are endorsing Romney, you know things aren`t looking too good for Obama. The President is going to have to body slam Romney in the next debate, if he wants to turn things around.

I would be shocked if Lohan is registered to vote...

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