"Days after troubled starlet Linsday Lohan came out in favor of the Republican nominee, President Obama can now boast of his own dubious political endorsement. During a visit to `Jimmy Kimmel Live` Monday night, Alana Thompson, the pint-sized star of `Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,` expressed her support for the incumbent president or, as she called him, `Marack Obama.`"
Mitt Romney can`t catch a break; he gets the unsolicited endorsement from troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan, will Barack Obama manages to land the endorsement of the hottest celebrity on the planet: Honey Boo Boo Child!
Obama is very grateful for the endorsement, even though the adorable and precocious child called him "Marack Obama."
If Obama gets the endorsement of Honey Boo Boo`s Uncle Poodle, he is guaranteed 99.99 of the gay vote.
If Obama gives a "Shout Out" to Honey Boo Boo during tonight`s debate, he will win over the audience.
Obama desperately needed something positive after his disastrous first debate, you`d betta redneckognize that he`s happier than a redneck gulping from a bottle of moonshine.
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