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Published:October 18th, 2012 19:05 EST
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Outrage: Jailbirds Demand Floss

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida sheriff said jail inmates will not be supplied with dental floss, despite four lawsuits filed by inmates."

UPI

Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw insists that he will never supply the jailbirds with floss, even if they file 400 lawsuits.

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What`s next? Will the losers demand condoms and cologne for their jailhouse hookups?

We have only ourselves to blame, we provide inmates with cable and free weights, and next thing you know they`re disappointed when the correctional officers don`t place a mint in their pillows.

Dental floss can also easily be converted into weapons or a rope. The average prisoner isn`t that smart, but he does have all the time in the world to fashion a weapon from dental floss.

If inmates want floss, let them pull a thread from their dirty drawers.

Read more:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/10/18/Sheriff-No-floss-for-inmates/UPI-95591350581330/#ixzz29gYQTc00

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