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Published:October 20th, 2012 12:48 EST

Gentleman Beats Crap Out Of Boyfriend For Playing Alanis Morissette

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida police said they arrested a man who allegedly assaulted his live-in boyfriend in a dispute over the alleged victim`s Alanis Morrissette music."



Alanis Morissette has two huge strikes against her, she`s Canadian and she acted in the play "The Vagina Monologues." No self-respecting dude, gay or straight, would have anything to do with a female who was involved in the female empowerment tomfoolery that is the Vagina Monologues.

I would rather listen to gorillas mating than hear any of Morissette`s whiny songs. I consider anybody who has Morissette on his or her iPod playlist anathema, and an affront to God, America, and basic decency.

I hope Casey has learned his lesson: Dude, make sure your next boyfriend isn`t an Alanis Morissette freak.

Correction: I relied on UPI for my news source, UPI transposed the names. The victim was Fletcher, not Casey.

I may have taken a lighthearted approach to this article, but I realize domestic violence is a serious issue.

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