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Published:October 27th, 2012 18:29 EST

Lady Sells Her Virginity For $780,000, Dude Sells His For $3,000

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Catarina Migliorini, a 20-year-old Brazilian woman, and 23-year-old Russian man Alex Stepanov, signed a contract with Mr. Sisley agreeing to offer up their virginities in a live online auction. After a few weeks of bidding, the final results are in: Ms. Migliorinin netted $780,000 from a bidder named `Natsu` for her virginity, while Mr. Stepanov only earned $3,000 from a woman named `Nene B.`"



A physician will certify that Catarina is a virgin, and I guess we will have to take the Russian man`s word that he is a virgin.

It`s a miracle equivalent to the Immaculate Conception that a beautiful woman in the sex-saturated country of Brazil is a virgin.

Catarina may be a virgin in the sense that she`s never engaged in sexual intercourse, but only a whore would put her virginity up for auction.

Catarina claims that she will donate most of her money to charities, while Alex will use his loot to cure his lifelong depression. Dude, getting laid for the first time should cure your depression.

Catarina is nothing more than an expensive prostitute, while Alex is a pathetic figure.

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