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Published:October 29th, 2012 15:06 EST

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Rename 'Hurricane Sandy' Sally or Sassy

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Never mind the closed schools, shut down transit systems, and hundreds of thousands of evacuees. Lindsay Lohan wants to know what the big deal is.

WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i`m calling it Sally)..?` she tweeted Sunday night.  Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace"

ABC News

When a storm of biblical proportions is about to make landfall we should review our family emergency plans, check the Weather Channel for the latest updates, and if you are so inclined pray.

One thing we should not do is check Lindsay Lohan`s Twitter feed for advice and information. Most of us are not in a panic, but we are taking prudent precautions.

A hurricane by any other name is just as destructive, Lohan can rename the hurricane " Sally" or "Sassy", but it will still pack a wallop.

Why is it that beauty queens and Hollywood twits are always praying for "world peace?"

Lohan`s publicist quit a few days ago, the pop tart would be well-advised to immediately hire a new one; she desperately needs help in writing her tweets.

Just a thought: How about renaming the storm: Hurricane Lohan?

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