November 6th, 2012 15:02 EST
Mama Gives Honey Boo Boo Child New Pet: Chicken Named Nugget
"Glitzy the pig brought Honey Boo Boo a lot of sunshine and happiness, but Nugget the chicken is really all that and a pack of crackers.
Yes, TLC reality star Alana Thompson has yet another unconventional household pet. Mama June Shannon introduced the newest member of the Shannon-Sugar Bear household Monday on Facebook."
Young girls usually get a hamster, puppy or cat, but the Honey Boo Boo clan does everything up redneck style.
Honey Boo Boo`s first pet was a pig, but unfortunately they had to return him to the breeder because he squealed and pooped too much. At least that`s the story Mamma told Honey Boo Boo, the entire family may have feasted on Glitzy the pig while Honey was at school.
Now Honey has yet another unconvential pet, and unfortunately for Honey and for the chicken he makes a delicious meal. I`m betting that Nugget will be "returned to the breeder" in a couple of months at the month. Won`t be long before Mama, Sugar Bear and Honey`s plump sisters will get tired of Sketti, and fry that sucker.
Mama for God`s sake get Honey Boo Boo a puppy or a cat next time, you know a pet you won`t be tempted to it.
Nevermind! I forgot this family eats roadkill, just give her a doll or a video game as a gift next time.
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