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Published:November 16th, 2012 11:32 EST
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No More Twinkies! Is There A God?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Hostess, the makers of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread, is going out of business after striking workers failed to heed a Thursday deadline to return to work, the company said.
`We deeply regret the necessity of today`s decision, but we do not have the financial resources to weather an extended nationwide strike,`"

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I grew up in poverty, but my siblings and I could afford to play marbles, fly kites and eat Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder bread and butter sandwiches.

Feasting on Twinkies is an indelible part of my childhood, if I was starving and God dropped manna from heaven, I would complain that He didn`t drop heavenly Twinkies.

The contract that the union workers turned down was imposed by an impartial entity: A bankruptcy court. There is a special place reserved in hell for these greedy bastards who have destroyed a cherished company.

Zombie attacks on the increase, the popularity of Honey Boo Boo Child and now the death of Twinkies. The End of the World is nigh!

Read More:

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/NATL-Twinkies-Maker-Hostess-Going-Out-of-Business-179643161.html

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