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Published:November 18th, 2012 12:19 EST

Video! Octomom's Octokids Record Christmas Song! Apocalypse Now!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"California`s so-called Octomom -- who has 14 children after giving birth to octuplets -- found a quintet among them to record a Christmas song."



After hearing Octomom`s Octokids croon "I`m Ready" you won`t believe in God, Santa Claus, or in the basic decency of humans, you will believe only in chaos, and the absurdity of life.

This video is so depressing, it`s a warning that when Octomom`s 15 minutes of fame finally expire, that her brood will still be around to defile pop culture.

Octomom`s adult flicks and her children`s Christmas video have done incalculable harm to American pop culture.

Octomom is still in rehab, I just pray that she will remain there through December; I might commit suicide if she is released early and posts a video of "White Christmas."

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