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Published:November 21st, 2012 15:05 EST
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Top Ten Things I'm Thankful For This Thanksgiving

By Robert Paul Reyes

FAMILY

Thanksgiving is all about the family, and I am grateful that I will be spending the holiday with my family.

LINDSAY LOHAN

I would never in a million years invite this skank to spend Thanksgiving with me. But I am thankful for the hot mess; she has provided enough fodder for dozens of articles this year.

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MANDY AND EBONY

I consider my dog and my cat members of my family, and I will share my Thanksgiving meal with them.

JUDYTH PIAZZA

I consider Judyth Piazza, the CEO of The SOP, a mentor and a friend, and I would be remiss if I didn`t give her a shout out.

MY READERS

I would write even if nobody read my articles, but I am thankful for the positive feedback from my readers.

MY HATERS

You only serve to inspire me to continue writing.

MY JOB

There are millions of unemployed and underemployed Americans who will barely be able to afford Thanksgiving dinner, those of us who are working should be grateful and lend a hand to the needy this holiday season.

DEMOCRACY

Thank goodness we live in a country where we are free to thank the deity of our choice, the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky or ourselves for the blessings we enjoy.

HONEY BOO BOO AND HER FAMILY

If I couldn`t have Thanksgiving with my family, I would want to spend it with the loveable redneck reality family. Roadkill for the main entrée, cheese balls for dessert, moonshine for drinks, truly this spells a very country Thanksgiving.

I`M THANKFUL I`M NOT A VEGAN

Because I plan on getting stuffed on turkey on Thanksgiving.

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