November 21st, 2012 15:05 EST
Top Ten Things I'm Thankful For This Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is all about the family, and I am grateful that I will be spending the holiday with my family.
I would never in a million years invite this skank to spend Thanksgiving with me. But I am thankful for the hot mess; she has provided enough fodder for dozens of articles this year.
MANDY AND EBONY
I consider my dog and my cat members of my family, and I will share my Thanksgiving meal with them.
I consider Judyth Piazza, the CEO of The SOP, a mentor and a friend, and I would be remiss if I didn`t give her a shout out.
I would write even if nobody read my articles, but I am thankful for the positive feedback from my readers.
You only serve to inspire me to continue writing.
There are millions of unemployed and underemployed Americans who will barely be able to afford Thanksgiving dinner, those of us who are working should be grateful and lend a hand to the needy this holiday season.
Thank goodness we live in a country where we are free to thank the deity of our choice, the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky or ourselves for the blessings we enjoy.
HONEY BOO BOO AND HER FAMILY
If I couldn`t have Thanksgiving with my family, I would want to spend it with the loveable redneck reality family. Roadkill for the main entrÃ©e, cheese balls for dessert, moonshine for drinks, truly this spells a very country Thanksgiving.
I`M THANKFUL I`M NOT A VEGAN
Because I plan on getting stuffed on turkey on Thanksgiving.
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