November 22nd, 2012 10:10 EST
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make 'Tons Of Movies'! End of World Really Is Nigh!
"I`m not focused on finding love yet. I want to do a ton of movies first. After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love."
Lindsay Lohan (source PerezHilton.com)
Lindsay Lohan is obviously suffering from delusions of grandeur; Lohan speaking about winning an Oscar is like well, Lohan dreaming about winning a Grammy.
Millions of film lovers are praying that the pop tart will focus on finding love, or lust, anything to keep her mind from making movies.
Drugs and alcohol have destroyed whatever thespian skills Lohan had as a child star, right now she is only capable of making movies so bad that they can only be enjoyed as comedies by really bored stoners.
Lohan declaring that she wants to do a ton of movies is worse than terrorists boasting that they are going to be setting of tons of bombs all over America.
Lohan the chance of you winning an Oscar is zilch, and the chance of someone falling in love with a train wreck like you, well it`s also zilch.
I can understand why you are into drugs and alcohol.
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