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Published:November 29th, 2012 11:38 EST

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Punching Lady In The Face

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan was arrested outside a New York nightclub on an assault charge early Thursday after she punched another woman in the face, police said, marking another legal dustup for the 26-year-old `Mean Girls` actress.


Lohan and the 28-year-old unidentified woman had some sort of dispute inside the club Avenue in Manhattan around 4 a.m., police said."

Chicago Tribune

It`s hard to keep up with Lindsay Lohan`s criminal history, whenever she`s behind the wheel there`s a good chance of a traffic mishap, and whenever she enters a club there`s a good chance she`s going to end up hitting someone, hitting on a cute boy or girl, or taking a hit of a controlled substance.

It`s far easier keeping up with her career; she`s done precious few movies lately.

Nothing good ever happens at a club at four o`clock in the morning, you will never read that scientists discovered a cure for cancer while sharing notes at the Sleazy Easy dive in the wee hours of the morning.

Lohan should avoid places where she`s likely to get into trouble, namely jewelry stores, bars, clubs, and behind the wheel.

I won`t bother you with the details of the incident; if Lohan was involved she was the instigator, period.

How many times is Lohan going to get away with violating her probation, toss her in jail and throw away the keys.

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