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Published:December 1st, 2012 17:40 EST

Islamists Protest Opening Of Kim Kardashian Milkshake Store In Bahrain

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Television celebrity Kim Kardashian brought out screaming fans, angry Muslim hardliners and police throwing stun grenades on Saturday when she visited Bahrain to launch a milkshake franchise, witnesses said."



Kardashian`s milkshake brings all the Islamists, cops and fans to the yard.

The hardline Muslims were shouting "God is Great", at the opening of her milkshake store.

If I were a true believer, who was persuaded that God has preordained all things, I would have been screaming "God Sucks" at the opening of the bimbo`s new store.

It`s difficult to reconcile belief in a deity and the success of Kim Kardashian. Why would a benevolent deity bless the pop diva with beauty, wealth, and a big ass, that`s a reference to her huge posterior, not her boyfriend.

Kim Kardashian has a huge ego, she`s not content to incite millions of Americans into hating her, not she`s turned the Muslim world upside down.

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