Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:December 6th, 2012 10:19 EST
jesus

Miracle: Stolen Baby Jesus Returns To Church A Year Later

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A baby Jesus figurine stolen from a Pennsylvania church last year has turned up cradled in the arms of a statue.

Julia Super, 7, was the first to spot the Central Presbyterian Church`s returned Jesus Sunday on Memorial Square in Chambersburg, in the arms of a bronze soldier statue, the Chambersburg Public Opinion reported Wednesday.

jesus

Buffy Super said her daughter had been totally distraught when the figurine was stolen last year."

UPI

It`s every dude`s dream to date a chick named "Buffy Super"; you`ll be able to convince her that if you don`t make love with her, that Martians will destroy the Earth.

Buffy is just as silly as her name, if she couldn`t convince her daughter that the disappearance of a baby Jesus is as meaningless as the loss of Cabbage Patch Kid.

I imagine there will be a lot of "Buffys" who will make a pilgrimage to the church to worship the Baby Jesus.

Read more:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/05/Stolen-baby-Jesus-returns-a-year-later/UPI-23481354725480/#ixzz2EHhsohD3

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

robertpaulreyes@gmail.com

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes