December 7th, 2012 11:34 EST
Is Taylor Swift The Worst Country Singer In History? Yes! Dear God, Yes!
"Eminem`s daughter waged a war against Taylor Swift, accusing the country crooner of `whoring around` to make an album.
A Twitter account supposedly run by the rapper`s 16-year-old daughter, Hailie Mathers, unleashed a string of anti-Swift rants late Tuesday.
`Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see,` user @hailiejade_x wrote. `We all know you`re only doing it so you can make another album.`"
New York Daily News
It`s unclear if the Twitter account belongs to Hailie Mathers, but there`s no denying that there`s more than a kernel of truth in the allegation that Taylor Swift is whoring around to make an album.
Swift moves from one relationship to another quicker than a bunny hops from one rabbit patch to another.
You can be sure that Swift will use her relationship drama as fodder for her next album. Don`t get me wrong, there`s a place for confessional songwriting. Artists in this genre like Carole King, Tori Amos, and Liz Phair have used their personal drama as material to create masterpiece albums.
But Swift`s output can best be compared to a hot steaming heap of cow dung; there is nothing witty or creative about her breakup songs.
I used to think, that we, were forever ever ever
And I used to say never say never
Huh, he calls me up and he`s like, I still love you
And i`m like, i`m just, I mean this is exhausting, you know
We are never getting back together, like ever.
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift
And I`m like just freakin` kill me, like please don`t make me listen to this bullcrap.
I wince when I hear Swift`s pop drivel described as country music. I bet even the laidback Willie Nelson is tempted to put down his bong for a moment and pick up a machete when he hears the teen queen referred to as a country singer.
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