December 10th, 2012 18:57 EST
Paris Hilton Wins 30K Playing Blackjack In Las Vegas
"Just won 30k playing blackjack at @WynnLasVegas! the year older and wiser luckier star tweeted early Saturday morning. #Yes! #BirthdayGirlsLuck! I love gambling!"
I hate gambling! I hate Twitter! I hate Paris Hilton! I hate my life!
Thirty thousand isn`t even chump change for Hilton, but yet the Gods of gambling decided to bless her. Not only that, but she`s probably financially compensated for mentioning The Las Vegas Wynn hotel on her Twitter account.
Don`t even bother to pray that God will bless you, or that you will get lucky. There is no hope for any of us in a world where good things happen to a Paris Hilton.
Come to think of it, Hilton probably didn`t win any money at the blackjack table. The pop tart may be lucky but she doesn`t have the necessary skill to win that much money. Wynn probably just gave her the money to mention his hotel.
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