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Published:December 15th, 2012 11:47 EST
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Teen Burglar Steals 4 Gallons Of Honey! Why, Dear God, Why?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Russian teenager accused of stealing 4.2 gallons of honey was arrested when police tracked him via slippers left at the scene.


Police said the 17-year-old, whose name wasn`t released, entered an apartment in Yoshkar-Ola and took the jars of honey."

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UPI

This curious tale begs a lot of questions:

I can understand the typical Russian household having gallons of vodka, but who on Earth would keep gallons of honey in his home?

Why would a teen boy steal honey, and leave the electronics behind?

Is this an apartment building for the mentally-challenged?

Why would a burglar don a pair of slippers? If the thief had to make a quick getaway, the slippers might cause him to slip. Duh, they`re called slippers!

A police dog used the slippers to track the suspect to an apartment on the higher floor. Isn`t this dude familiar with the expression: You don`t crap where you eat?

Why was a police dog brought in for such a trivial matter?

I quit! I have a headache!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/14/Honey-thief-tracked-using-slippers/UPI-83911355521597/#ixzz2F8fVYY62

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