December 18th, 2012 13:35 EST
Popularity Of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Inspires Mad Rush For Hillbilly-Themed Adult Movies
"TLC`s hit reality show `Here Comes Honey Boo Boo` has become a pop culture phenomenon and it appears everyone is drinking 7-year-old Alana Thompson`s go-go juice.
TMZ reports that GameLink.com, one of the biggest websites in porn, has seen a 250 percent increase in Southern, white-trashy porn titles since 2010 ... when the redneck reality shows began to take off."
There`s a real correlation between the popularity of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", and the increase in white-trash porn titles.
Let`s get real, what do folks think of when the topic of rednecks comes up? Moonshine, illiteracy, square dancing, roadkill, incest, Daisy Duke shorts, fried food, Baptist churches, and countrified adult movies.
I bet adult flicks with titles like "Betty Sue Boinks her Cousin Bobbie Joe" are just flying off the shelves. In fact if the Honey Boo Boo clan, minus the children, makes an adult film it will become the biggest adult movie since Deep Throat. "
If you aren`t entirely convinced drink some go-go juice or moonshine, and you will hail me as the most insightful pop culture critic of my generation.
Making love to "more bounce to the ounce" Mama sounds a lot more appealing now, right?
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/hillbilly-themed-porn-up-250-following-honey-boo-boo-craze-2012-12#ixzz2FQNWGVhC
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