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Published:December 19th, 2012 11:31 EST

Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan: I Don't Do Bar Mitzvahs!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A North Carolina company called 123 Talent recently sent out mass emails, offering to book Lindsay for personal appearances, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs.

What`s more -- sources close to the actress tell us, Lindsay NEVER signed a deal with 123 Talent and never agreed to let them represent her in any way ... so the email is totally bogus."



A Bar Mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for 13-year-old boys. According to Jewish law when Jewish boys turn 13, they become accountable for their actions.

No observant Jewish parents in Israel, America, or anywhere else in the world would invite Lindsay Lohan to make a personal appearance at their son`s Bar Mitzvah.

After a couple of hours in the presence and influence of the pop tart, the young Jewish lad will be accountable for the sins of debauchery, drunkenness and God only knows what else.

Thank goodness Lohan hasn`t sunk low enough to make personal appearances at a Bar Mitzvah. For the good of our country, and the Jewish faith, let`s hope that LiLo will never become that desperate.

The only public personal appearance that Lohan should make is at a hardshell Baptist Church that believes in burning witches.

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