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Published:December 25th, 2012 10:25 EST
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Pair Of British Elves Beat Up Two Blokes

By Robert Paul Reyes

"British police said they arrested a pair of Christmas elves accused of assaulting two men in separate incidents.

Wolverhampton, England, police said the men, ages 20 and 27, were dressed as festive elves Friday night when they allegedly attacked a man at the Babylon Bar and allegedly assaulted a second man just before 1 a.m. Saturday."

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UPI

If I get beat up by Santa Claus I can survive with my dignity intact, you really have to be on your game to knock out that fat son of a wench.

But if I got pummeled by a dude dressed as an elf, I would never live it down. Especially, if God forbid, the beating was filmed and uploaded on YouTube.

However, any bloke who celebrates Christmas Eve at some dive called the "Babylon Bar" deserves to be humiliated by a Christmas elf.

Needless to say the two jokers dressed as elves were quickly apprehended by the cops.

Merry Christmas one and all!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/24/Christmas-elves-arrested-in-assaults/UPI-94231356385247/#ixzz2G4qhvrOl

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