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Published:December 26th, 2012 15:24 EST
IRS

German Tax Collectors Suggest Truck Drivers Keep Toilet Logs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"German tax authorities have recommended truck drivers keep a log book for the tax office of how much time they spend in the bathroom.

The Suddeutsche Zeitung newspaper said authorities recommended the 1.5 million truck drivers in the country keep records of how often they go to the restroom and how long they spend on the toilet, so they can accurately determine how much of their income should be written off when their taxes are calculated."

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In the gospel of Matthew Jesus commanded his disciples to love everyone:

If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?

In other words even the greatest of sinners (tax collectors) love their friends and family, but we are commanded to love even those who treat us wrong.

Tax collectors haven`t changed since Biblical times, they are still the scum of the Earth. Only a tax bureaucrat would come up with the idea for truckers to keep a log book for the tax office of how much time they spend in the bathroom.

Tax authorities are detail-oriented, they probably want the truckers to indicate if the bathroom break was for #1 or #2.

The only paperwork that the German truck drivers should send to the tax authorities should be soiled toilet paper.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/25/German-tax-collectors-suggest-toilet-logs/UPI-95741356461037/#ixzz2GBscrCRK

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