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Published:January 5th, 2013 10:23 EST
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Dude Wearing Ratty Sweatpants, And Riding A Bike Steals $1.29 Honey Bun

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they have arrested a man accused of stealing a $1.29 Iced Honey Bun from a store by stuffing it down his pants.

Palm Bay police said Brandon Phillips, 18, stuffed the small snack down his sweatpants at a 7-Eleven store Dec. 28 and fled on a bicycle when confronted by a store manager, WKMG-TV, Orlando, reported Friday.

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Investigators said a K-9 unit tracked Phillips to a wooded lot where he was arrested and his bike was found nearby."

UPI

What a loser!

Who the hell dons ratty sweatpants, and rides his bike to 7-Eleven, and stuffs a Honey Bun down his pants?

A K-9 unit tracked the sticky-fingered culprit to a wooded lot where he was arrested and his bike was found nearby.

It looks like the smart coppers in Florida have solved another caper, they`ve earned their cups of 7-Eleven coffee, and their Slim Jims today!

I hope the Honey Bun was worth it!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/01/04/Man-charged-in-129-Honey-Bun-theft/UPI-12511357318012/#ixzz2H78cHBhy

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