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Published:January 10th, 2013 11:24 EST
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Animal Control Officer Steals Pooch From Nun, 82, With Bad Hip

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An animal control officer in Florida is accused of grabbing the Chihuahua she used to own from an elderly nun who had received it as a gift, authorities say.

The Polk County Sheriff`s Office said Animal Control Officer Lori Holland, 41, of Winter Haven had given 1-year-old MoJo away to an acquaintance who then gave the little dog to an 82-year-old nun recovering from a triple-bypass and a recent hip surgery."

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The disgraced animal control officer showed up at the nun`s house three days later, and engaged in an epic tug-of-war with the sister over the little dog.

The nun finally let go of the pooch, over fears the little animal might get hurt.

I`ve done a lot of bad things in my life, but I have never attempted to steal a doggie from an 82-year-old nun recovering from a triple-bypass and a recent hip surgery.

I`m just saying: Cut me some slack!

In a perfect world the hounds of hell would be unleashed on this animal control officer, but I will be satisfied if she does time for burglary and robbery.

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