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Published:January 17th, 2013 10:33 EST
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Dude Shoplifts From Walmart To Impress Lady

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida say a man accused of stealing beer, wine and steaks from a Walmart store told deputies he was trying to impress a lady."

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James Flenniken, 48, is accused of taking $79.30 worth of items from a Walmart store. Flenniken is old enough to realize that you aren`t going to impress anybody stealing from Walmart.

If Flenniken is seeking to impress a lady he should have shoplifted from a more upscale department store.

I doubt that Flenniken`s lady friend will be impressed enough to bail him out of jail. This moron won`t even impress his new buddies at the jail.

Dude, how about showing some initiative, and looking for a better-paying job, so you won`t have to shoplift from Walmart?

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/01/16/Man-allegedly-stole-to-impress-woman/UPI-71221358363669/#ixzz2IFM3j0yF

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